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(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------/ *-------/ || | /
/ | || / | || /-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
USA Cow Nerd USA Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . (*>YAWN<*)
/------/ /------/ /------/
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an
all-nighter
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-------/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__) * (__)
(oo) (/) (oo)
/-----/ /-------/ -------/
/ | (##) / | || 8-| ||
* ||----||" * ||----|| ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
Scottish cow playing bagpipes. Cow from Beijing Wind-up Flying Cow
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/| | / / / / /
//||----|| * //------ * --// * ----
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Cow running Cow braking
(__)
(oo) (__) * (__)
/ (oo) | (oo)
____| \____ /-------/ o=o=o=|------/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
(__)
(oo) U
/-------/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------/-* /-------/ /-------/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || )*)(/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/|(/)(//(,,/ )|(//|)(/
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychedelic mushrooms down psychedelic mushrooms
) (__)
/ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming in shark infested water
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / * *
/ / / (__)
* / / (__) /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
/-------/ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
* ||----|| ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------/ /-------vv /-------/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow cow
/ __
/ ||
(__) (__) / (_||_)
SooS (oo) / (oo)
/------S/S /-------/ /S /-------/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
(oo) /------/
-------/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Caesar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/------- / /--------/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------/ /-------/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ / / / _ / | | | |
/ _===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
(__) (__) (__)
(/) ($$) (**)
/-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow Yuppie Cow Cow in love
____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-/ `
/-------/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow (armed and dangerous) (---)
( )
(___) (___) /-----
(o o) (o o) | |
/------- / /------- / | | |
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O | | |
* ||,---|| * ||,---|| | * |
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull Coward
(__) \__ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------/ ____\___/ *+-------/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------/ /----/ /-------||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( OO)
/----------- / /----- /---- /----------- /
/ || | / / | | / | / || | /
/ || |||| | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
// // / / / / ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had
four legs or eight
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------/ /-/-
^^^^^ / | || /| |
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow surfing at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
* (__)
(DD)
/-------/
| / | ||_\_/
| (__) * ||----|
|| (oo) ^^ ^
|| / Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ || sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
||
||
||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__(__)
(oo)// (oo(oo)
/-------// /-------/ /-------
/ | |// / | || || |
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Mary Poppins Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
/ (oo) /
/ _____/___/
(__) \__/ / / / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------/ /| ___ / / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| /
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
. / . . :
. / . . :
/ . . * :
/ * :
| (__) | . . ** :
. /| (oo) | ** :
/ | // | . . * :
. / |=|==|=| . * :
. / | | | | . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA . :
|______| ^^ |______| . :
. (__||__) . . :
. /_ /_ . . . :
!!! !!! :
:
The cow that jumped over the moon. :
o
| [---]
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| | |------========|
/----|---| | **** |=======|
/___/___\___ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
/ / /---===--{ / } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / ^^ ^ |
/ ----
^^ ^^ This cow landed on the moon.
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/ \__ ^ :..("")
/ / / // ____\_____/ //
/----^/__/ / // / \___ / //
\____/---- // /-/__________/ //
/====== / =======/==============//
*_/ / /^ // /
/ ^ //
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
^^^^^^^^ (__) (o o)
^^^^^^^^ (oo) /
*-----\_______// --O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----
^-------- S/ /\_____^ /_^{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____//
\__/
It's a bird... // The Boss
It's a plane... // (Bruce Holstein)
// //
^^ ^^
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_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / / H /
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|/|__| | H D===b=----- H __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
| / ___________
____________ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | # | |`v'| | | |
| | # // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | # /_____/ | --- | | |
| | # |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | # |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------/ / -------- * | |
/ | || ||_______|
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
...---...
../ / | ..
./ / / | .
/ / / |
/ / / |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /
| /(__)
|/ (oo)
/---++--/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
(__)
(oo)
/-------/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-------
/ | || -^^- || |
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-------
/ | || || |
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( ) |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
- - - -(__)--| \__/ _(__)_
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__/ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \____ ------ )_ /| /
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * / *
| __________________________________/
| W| \_/ /----------------- \_/ /
/ / \___/ \___/
/ /
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
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