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A Texan preacher wanted to raise some money for his church; hearing
that there was a lot of money in horse racing, he decided to purchase
horse. However, horses proved to be too expensive for his small
budget, so he ended up buying a donkey instead. Figuring he had
nothing to lose, the preacher decided to enter the donkey in the horse
race, in which, to his astonishment, the donkey came in second place!
The next day's headlines in the Daily Racing Form read:
Encouraged by the donkey's strong beginning, the preacher entered the donkey in the races again. This time the donkey won, inspiring the headline,
Meanwhile, the bishop had gotten word of these outrageous headlines and decided that this kind of publicity was not good for his parish. So, he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races. Next day the headlines read:
Needless to say, the bishop was not pleased with this, so he told the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher obliged, giving it to a convent. The headlines following this read:
Well, this made the bishop angrier than ever, and he ordered the Mother Superior at the convent to sell the animal. She sold it to a farmer for $10. The headlines proclaimed:
The bishop died upon reading this headline. The day after his death, the headlines read:
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