"Hello, I was thinking of buying a pet for my girlfriend."

"You came to the right place. How about a parrot?"

"I don't know, I was thinking of a more romantic animal."

"It is not just a parrot. It is a singing parrot. He sings three different Christmas songs. LEt me show you."

The pet shop worker raises the parrot's right foot and lights a match under it. The parrot sings, "We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish.." The match is then removed. He then lights a match under the left foot. "Dashing through the snow in a one horse opeen sleigh..." The match is then removed.

The man enthusiastically says, "That's really neat. Let me hear the third song."

The pet shop worker then puts a lit match between the parrot's legs. "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.."