Walks Into Bar... - Walks Into Bar #5
Two strings are outside a bar...
The first string walks in and the bartender immediately throws him out, yelling "I don't serve strings in this bar!"
The other string ruffs himself up, walks in, and curls up.
The bartender says, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy? Aren't you a string, too?"
The string says, "No, I'm afraid not..."