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A guy walks into a bar and says to bartender give four shots of your best scotch right now. The bartender pours them up and sets them in front of the man. The man slams back all four of them one right after the other.

Bartender says "man you must be in a hurry "

The man says " you would be to if you had only twenty-five cents."





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