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The Piano Player |
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A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a foot-tall piano
player playing up a storm.
Man: Hey, this guy's really good! Where'd you get him? Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me anything I want. Man: Can I try? Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want. Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand bucks. * Ten thousand ducks appear * Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000 BUCKS, not DUCKS! Barkeep: Think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?
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