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A blonde was driving her car one day, when she ran into a hailstorm. The
hail stones were very large and made a lot of dents in the roof of her car.
After the hail stopped, she went to a gas station and asked the attendant
what she could do to get the dents out of her car.
The attendant, being a
smart-ass, told her: "Blow real hard into the exhaust pipe, and that should
push out the dents."
When the blonde got home, not knowing any better, she
did just that. While she was down on her hands and knees with her lips
wrapped around her car's tailpipe, huffing and puffing trying to blow the
dents out, her roommate-also a blonde-came home.
Her roommate of course
asked her what the heck she was doing.
The first blonde told her how the guy
at the gas station said this was how she could get the dents out.
The second
blonde thought about it for a moment, then said: "Like, uh, you have to
roll-up the windows first."
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Blonde Jokes
