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Q: What did the mom say to her blonde duaghter before a date?
A: If your not in bed by 12 come home.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw cheerios?
A: Donut seeds
Q: Why did the blonde stop using birth control pills?
A: Because it kept on falling out.
Q: How many blonds does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3, One to screw in the light bulb, and 2 to get another one.
Q: What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?
A: Thanks for the refill.
Q: What do you do if a blonde can't start the car?
A: Give her the keys!!!!!!!!
Q. How do u drown a blonde?
A. You put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool
Q: A blonde, a readhead and a brunette jumped off of a tall building.
Who took the longest to hit the ground?
A: The blonde because she had to stop and ask directions!
Q. How do you know if a blonde has been working on your computer?
A. There is white out on the screen, a condom on the joystick, and there's red on the knob of your seat!!!
Q: What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning?
A: Goes home!
Q: What's a burnette between two blondes called?
A: An Interperter.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale?
A: Humpme Dumpme!!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
A: She jumped out a basement window.
Q: What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?
A: The more you bang 'em the looser they get
Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?
A: She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: How does a blonde know shes in love?
A: She throws her panties against the wall to see if they stick!!!
Q: Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side!
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
Q: What is the difference between a male blonde and a female blonde?
A: The female blonde has a higher sperm count.
Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their grtting their picture taken.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave to her.
Q: Why do blondes have legs?
A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around
and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a
television.
Q: Why don't blondes breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
Q: What's a blondes' favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
Q. Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
A. Because they can't fit all the water in the package.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has been using the computer?
A. The joystick is all wet.
Q: What does a blonde and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They are both hollow neck up!
Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook?
A: If she can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Q. Why do blondes wear panties?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. Why do blondes prefer cars with tilt steering?
A. More headroom.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
Q: What is the difference between a male blonde and a female blonde?
A: The female blonde has a higher sperm count.
Q. Why don't blonde's wear skirts in the winter?
A. They'd get chapped lips
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the blonde's right leg?
A: Nothing, they've never met
Q. How does a blond try to kill a bird?
A. Throws it off a cliff
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. A mosquito will stop sucking when you slap at it.
Q. What was the blonde doing in the sink?
A. Tap Dancing
Q. Standing in a circle, is a clever blonde, dumb blonde, a dumb brunette, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle there's a $50 note.Who'll pick it up?
A. The dumb blonde. The others don't exist!
Q. How do you know when a blond is confused?
A. She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"?
A: "No. But I've been swung around by the tits."
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they don't s#it everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
Q: What is the difference between the grand old duke of york and a blond?
A: The grand old duke of york only had 10,000 men.
Q: How does a blonde open the light after having sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Q: How do you brain wash a Blonde?
A: give her a deuch and turn upside down
Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: She wanted to see if her maxi pad with wings could fly!
Q: What goes Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.
Q: Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What is the differece betwen a blonde and a lamborghini?
A: You dont let your friends borrow your lamborghini.
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a toilet bowl?
A: A toilet bowl won't follow you home after you use it.
Q: What does a blond do when she wakes up in the morning?
A: Hops out of the car.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.
Q: How did the dumb blond break her legs racking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree!!
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A: A rooster says cock-a-doddle-doo, and a blonde says any cock will do!
Q: Did you hear about the two blondes that walked into a building?
A: You think one of them would have noticed it!
Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A: A blowjob with handle bars.
Q: Why do blondes wear big hoop ear-rings?
A: So they will have a place to rest their ankles!
Q: What is the diffrence between a blonde and a washing machine????
A: A washing machine dosen't follow you around everytime you drop a load into it.
Q: Why is a blonde's coffen shaped as a Y?
A: Every time they lay on there backs, there legs spread open!
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde for a passenger in a car?
A: So you can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What do you get when you turn a bleach blonde upside down?
A brunette with bad breath.
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