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A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
blonde eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all
night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her
socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs and snatches it out
of the air.
"Oh my goodness, I am sooo sorry," the woman says, as she pops
her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to
you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman
invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything,
she asks him if he would like to come to breakfast the next morning. When he arrives
the next morning, she has cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is
amazed!!
"You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?"
"No, she replies.........
"You just happened to catch my eye."
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