Horseback Riding

Jessica Simpson came close to death today while horseback riding. She was enjoying a leisurely ride, when the horse started bouncing out of control. Her agent said Jessica attempted to hold on, but failed, and fell off the side of the horse. Her foot got caught in the stirrup as she fell. The horse didn’t stop, and her head was on the ground.

Jessica started screaming for help "Make him stop! Make him stop! Please somebody!"

Fortunately, a Wal-mart greeter heard her, and unplugged it.