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Seventh day: rested.
Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion dollars.
Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes.
Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!
Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes!
Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole.
Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.
Bought my first Macintosh. It's sooooo cute!
The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price.
Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet.
Invited entire tech-support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.
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Computer Jokes
