Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA      People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


ISDN        It Still Does Nothing


APPLE       Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity


SCSI        System Can't See It


DOS         Defective Operating System


BASIC       Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control


IBM         I Blame Microsoft


DEC         Do Expect Cuts


CD-ROM      Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months


OS/2        Obsolete Soon, Too.


WWW         World Wide Wait


MACINTOSH   Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs


PENTIUM     Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of

            Mathematics


COBOL       Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language


AMIGA       A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction


LISP        Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis


MIPS        Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed


WINDOWS     Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


GIRO        Garbage In Rubbish Out


MICROSOFT   Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for)

            Fools (&) Teenagers.