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INTER OFFICE MEMORANDUM
SUBJECT: Solution to Y2K Problem
Factory Networks is pleased to announce the
successful completion of a pilot program that was developed to
establish a low-cost solution to the Year 2000 issue.
In accordance with the wishes of the our manager, at meeting
last week, we have been asked to implement this plan
on a group-wide basis ASAP. Our new goal is to remove all
computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will
be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.
There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No Y2K problems
2. Reduction in technical problems
3. Major reduction in software costs.
4. Smaller learning curve for our managers.
As part of our continuing
effort to be proactive in our customer relations, we are including
the most frequently asked questions from our test group from the
pilot phase. We believe that these questions cover approximately
99% of the issued involved with the new 'systems' - though we
recognize it is certainly not foolproof since we all know how
ingenious fools are. Should you have questions or concerns with this
plan, please contact a member of the system administration team
and take it up with them.
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