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There's this guy and one day, when he pissing, he notices
that his penis is orange. He goes, "What the hell?" and he went
to the doctor the next day. "Doc, why's my penis orange?" he asks.
The doctor goes, "Hmm. Never seen anything like it. Here, take a
couple of these pills and come back here tomorrow."
So the guy takes the pills back home and uses it that night.
The next day, he goes back to the doctor and the stuff doesn't do
anything. So, the doctor gives him some stronger stuff and tells him
to come back the next day. He takes it home and the next day,
his penis is still orange. He goes back to the doctor and he gives
him the strongest stuff they have. You know, he'll be out for
twelve hours and he can't eat or drink anything during that time, etc.
He comes back a couple days later and his penis is still orange.
The doctor goes, "Damn. What's going on? What kind of sex have
you been having?"
The guy goes, "Well, actually, I haven't gotten any in a long
time."
So the doctor thinks a little bit and asks, "Well, what'd you do
last night?"
The guy says, "Um, I was looking at some pornos and eating some
Cheetoes."
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