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A man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out.
He sat his father down on a sofa in the main hallway and went to
talk with the administrators. The old man started to tilt slowly
toward the left.
A doctor came by and said, "Let me help you." The Doctor piled
several pillows on the left side of the old an so he would stay
upright. The old man started to tilt slowly to the right. An
orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side
to keep him upright. The old man started to lean forward.
Then a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him.
About this time, the son returned,
"Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place?"
The old man replied,
"I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart."
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Elderly Jokes
