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Elderly Couple -- 2

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Submitted By Jimmy Lee   
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, the woman was driving.

She gets pulled over by the highway patrol

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there one, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."





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