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Submitted By John Sr.
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An elderly couple, she was 85, he was 90, decided that they
would take advantage of modern science to conceive another
child. They discussed it with a fertility expert who said it
was indeed possible. The doctor gave the couple a jar and
asked them to return a semen sample the next day.
The next day, the couple presented the doctor with an empty
jar. The husband apologized, "I tried my right hand...I tried
my left hand...My wife tried her right hand...My wife tried
her left hand. She took her teeth out and used her mouth. We
still couldn't get the lid off the jar."
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Elderly Jokes 
