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Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he does NOT have the charisma to be an undertaker.
Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities.
Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer? A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: Why did the engineers cross the road? A: Because they looked in the file and that is what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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Engineering Jokes
