List of Common Euphemisms Found in the Classifieds |
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Women Seeking Men
| WORD | MEANING |
| Affectionate | Possessive |
| Artistic | Unreliable |
| Athletic | Flat-Chested |
| Exotic beauty | Would frighten a Martian |
| Free spirit | Substance user |
| Fun | Annoying |
| Loves animals | Cat lady |
| New Age | All body hair, all the time |
| Outgoing | Loud |
| Spiritual | Involved with a cult |
| Stable | Boring |
| Wants Soulmate | Stalker |
Men Seeking Women
| WORD | MEANING |
| Athletic | Sits on the sofa and watches ESPN |
| Average looking | Average hair growth on ears, nose and back |
| Educated | Will always treat you like an idiot |
| Employed | On management track at Radio Shack |
| Financially Secure | I will spend so
in return for which I
to obey my every whim
of your moral life. |
| Free Spirit | Sleeps with your sister |
| Huggable | Overweight, more body hair than Gentle Ben |
| Professional | Owns a white button-down |
| Sensitive | Needy |
| Stable | Stalker, but never convicted |
| Thoughtful | Says "please" when demanding a beer |
| Young at heart | Pedophile |
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