Men's Life Styles Through the Ages

AGE        DRINK
17         beer
25         beer
35         vodka
48         double vodka
66         Maalox

SEDUCTION LINE
17         My parents are away for the weekend.
25         My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35         My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48         My wife is away for the weekend.
66         My second wife is dead.

FAVORITE SPORT
17         sex
25         sex
35         sex
48         sex
66         napping

DRUG
17         pot
25         pot & alcohol
35         alcohol
48         power
66         scotch, a limousine, the company jet

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17         "tongue"
25         "breakfast"
35         "I didn't bump into her kids."
48         "She didn't set back my therapy."
66         "Got home alive."

FAVORITE FEMALE PART
17         "All"
25         "Breasts"
35         "Breasts"
48         "Breasts"
66         "Small butt in a thong"

FAVORITE ACT
17         "Anything we can get"
25         "Missionary"
35         "Oral"
48         "Oral"
66         "Oral"

FAVORITE PLACE
17         "Any place"
25         "His bedroom"
35         "Any place her kids aren't"
48         "Her bedroom"
66         "Anywhere there's an oxygen tank"

FAVORITE FANTASY
17         getting to third
25         airplane sex
35         menage a trois
48         taking his company public
66         Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

HOUSE PET
17         roaches
25         stoned-out college roommate
35         Irish setter
48         children from his first marriage
66         'Bambi'

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17         25
25         35
35         48
48         66
66         17

IDEAL DATE
17         Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25         "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35         "Just come over."
48         "Just come over and cook."
66         sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank
                        

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