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Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at
nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated
properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and
precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb
great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when
placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for
dispersion of wealth.Probably the most powerful income
reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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