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A man and woman are having a relationship for about 4 months now. One Friday
night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then went to get
some food at a local restaurant near their respective homes. They eat, then
go back to his house and she stays over.
Her story:
He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been
because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The
conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere
more intimate so we could talk more privately. So we went to this
restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up
and start to wonder whether it's me or something else. I ask him, and he
says no. But you know I'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab back to
his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I
don't know what the hell this means because you know he doesn't say it back
or anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's
going to dump me! So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the
TV. Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep. Then, after about 10
minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really
distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave. I dunno, I just don't
know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???
His story:
$hitty day at work, low on funds, and tired. Got laid though.
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