Single Woman's Bedtime Prayer

Please don't send me no more creeps.

Please just send me one good man,

One without a wedding band.

One good man who's sweet as pie,

Who brushes his teeth and doesn't lie.

Who dresses neat and doesn't smell

And is sexy like my man Denzel.

Is super-rich like Michael J.

On second thought, that's okay.

Man, if I should die before I wake,

that would truly take the cake;

No matrimony or honeymoon

No fancy reception planned for June.

No throwing of the wedding bouquet.

Please God, don't let me go out that way.

If I die before I meet Mr. Right

I won't go without a fight.

But then again with my luck,

He'd probably be just some schmuck.

The single life is not that bad

I know it's just a passing fad.

I won't be blue. I will not frown

Besides, I like my toilet seat down.

No more makeup, won't comb my hair

So never mind this stupid prayer

The single life will do just fine.

So what's up girlfriend? It's party time!