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The Perfect Day According to HER

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8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses

9:00 5lbs lighter on the scale

9:30 Light Breakfast

11:00 Sunbathe

12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe

1:45 Shopping

2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs

3:00 Facial, massage, nap

7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing 10:00 Make love

11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

 


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