Gender Jokes
What We Think
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What We Think |
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A man and woman are having a relationship for about 4 months
now. One Friday night, they meet at a bar after work. They
stay for a few, then go get some food at a local restaurant
near their respective homes. They eat, then go back to his
house and she stays over.
Her story: Anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally get back to his place and I am wondering if he is going to dump me. So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say I am going to go to sleep. Then, after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave. I don't know, I just don't know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else????
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