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A man and woman are having a relationship for about 4 months
now. One Friday night, they meet at a bar after work. They
stay for a few, then go get some food at a local restaurant
near their respective homes. They eat, then go back to his
house and she stays over.
Her story:
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He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar last night, I
thought it might have been because I was a bit late, but
he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was
slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more
intimate so we could talk more privately. So we went to
this restaurant and he is still acting a bit funny and I am
trying to cheer him up and I start to wonder if it is me or
something else. I ask him and he says no. But you know
I am not really sure.
Anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him
and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the
hell this means because you know he doesn't say it back or
anything. We finally get back to his place and I am wondering
if he is going to dump me. So I try to ask him about it but
he just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say I am going to
go to sleep. Then, after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we
have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards
I just wanted to leave. I don't know, I just don't know, what
he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else????
His story:
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Lousy day at work, low on funds, and tired. Got some action though.
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