Signs You're Too Old for the Senior Tour
- When you take off your golf shoe, you notice a tag around
- Your foursome tells you to be quiet but it's just your
- You need a cart just to get to your car
- One of your competitors loses his ball in your prodigious
- Every time you swing, the waistband on your knickers chafes
- You have 3 walking speeds: doddering, shuffling and wobbling.
- You strain your groin area just telling a joke.
- Your golf ball: 384 dimples. You: 384 liver spots.
- You have only two groupies – Carol Channing and Kate Hepburn.
- Good news: You make it into the Golf Hall of Fame. Bad news: it’s posthumous.