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Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball off the first
tee and watches as it slices to the right and disappears
through an open window. Figuring that's the end of it, he
gets another ball out of his bag and plays on. On the eighth
hole, a police officer walks up to Joe on the course and says,
"Did you hit a golf ball through a window back there?"
Joe says,
"Yes I did."
"Well," says the police officer, "it knocked a lamp over,
scaring the dog, which raced out of the house onto the
highway. A driver rammed into a brick wall to avoid the
dog, sending 3 people to hospital. And it's all because
you sliced the ball."
"Oh my goodness," says Joe, "is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is," the cop says... "Try keeping your head
down and close up your stance a bit."
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Golf Jokes 
