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Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the
two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand
trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn't bother to
wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.
After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said,
"I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us
play through."
He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped,
turned around, and came back, explaining,
"I can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other
is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to them."
The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there and,
just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked
back and said: "Small world."
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