How To Quit Smoking
Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.
"I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Ken responds.
"I'm in the process of quitting," replies Peter with a grin. "Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."
"Phase one?" wonders Ken.
"Yeah," laughs Peter, "I've quit buying."