Mortgage

Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $100,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."

Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again.

His father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some other time."

Well, about three days later, Little Johnny was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase.

His father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.

Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you yelling that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, "And I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a $100,000 mortgage!"

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