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Submitted By Sandy
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A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with
her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's
propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout
the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for
examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his
hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.""Very good, William," cooed the
teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice,"
replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much
fear and trepidation the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV
yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds
and hundreds of Indians.
And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of
them with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what
does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians
not to f@ck with the Lone Ranger."
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Little Johnny Jokes 
