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Submitted By Billy
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A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny
was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that
the wagon was being pulled very slowly by a large German Shepherd. When he
got closer to the lad, he noticed that Little Johnny had a rope tied around
the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so
gingerly.
Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine you
have there, son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that
rope around his neck."
"Yeah, sure" Little Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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