Main Menu
GotJokes.net Login
|
|
50 Years |
|
| Submitted By Too Funny | |
|
Well there was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were
sitting at the breakfast table that morning and the old gentleman said
to his wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here as naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered,"What do you say...Should we?" Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps, "One's in your coffee and the other one's in your oatmeal."
        |
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|
|
GotJokes.net Sponsored Links
Comedy Event Postings
Post your event
Popular All-Time - Mike Tyson Jokes
Popular This Week - Mike Tyson Jokes
Who's Online
We have 1 guest onlinePopular Searches
oxymoron men know women cpu lines state mottos mama jokes cpu lines might engineer halloween oneliners oranges terrorist midwife
Related Internet Content
GotJokes.net Syndication
