The Cost of Marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
      married?" 
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
      paying for it."
    	
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
      married?" 
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
      paying for it."