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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they
find that they are unable to communicate in the
bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other
using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me,
reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to
have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one
time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signsback to his wife,
"Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach
over and pull on my penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 100
times"
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Marriage Jokes 
