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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the
major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited
about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last
minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this
dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach
with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the
door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting
the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the
water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to
himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down
and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails. All of
a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing
right over him.
They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. They
were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started
messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted
afterwards and passed out there. At seven o'clock the next
morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner
party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast,
grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach
all the way to his apartment.
He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry
that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket
of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door
opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door
way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the
snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at
the snails and said:
"Come on guys, we're almost there!"
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Marriage Jokes 
