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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.

The husband gave his wife a gift ~ a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here lies my wife ~ cold as ever."

Later, the furious wife bought a return gift ~ also a tombstone ~ on which the inscription read: Here lies my husband ~ stiff at last."





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