You Decide!

James and Nick die in a hunting accident. Nick goes to heaven and James goes to hell. One day Nick looks down at James in hell. James has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his lap.

Nick gets pissed off so he goes to God and says, "What is this s#it? I think I want to go to hell! Just look at my friend down there."

God says "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."