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Submitted By James Truth
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This young husband realizes he has made a mistake marrying
his wife and decides to have her offed for her insurance.
Through a friend of a friend, the young husband locates
"Artie" who has done these contracts before.
Artie meets with the young husband and Artie agrees to do
the job for $10,000 with $5,000 upfront. The husband says
he doesn't have that kind of money now but will when he
collects the insurance money. Artie says he still wants
something. What's in his wallet? The young husband pulls
out his wallet and shows Artie a dollar. Artie takes the
dollar as the down payment.
Artie tails the wife and follows her into the produce
section of a grocery store. Thinking they're alone, Artie
approaches the wife and chokes her to death. A produce
worker comes up having seen the whole thing. Not wanting
to leave any witnesses, Artie chokes him to death, too.
Unbeknownst to Artie, this is all captured on the in-store
camera. Artie is caught. The headlines the next day read:
ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR A DOLLAR AT SAFEWAY!!
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