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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
college, asked during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the
organ
of the human body which, under the appropriate conditions, expands to
six
times its normal size, and define those conditions?"
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think
that
is a proper question to ask me. I assure you, my parents will hear of
this," and sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
in
dim light."
"Correct Miss Johnson." said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have
three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two,
you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a
dreadful disappointment."
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