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There was this woman who was a big boxing fan, so she went to the tattoo parlor and told the guy that she wanted a picture of Mike Tyson tattooed on the inside of one thigh, and a picture of Evander Holifield tattooed on the inside of the other thigh.
Several hours later, he announces that he's finished. She looks down at his work, but does not think that the tattoos resemble either fighter, so she decides to get a second opinion. She asks another customer in the shop, "Are you a Boxing fan?" "Yes" the man replied. "Well, could you come inside for a second and answer a question for me?" she asked. So they go inside the office and she opens her legs and asks, "Does this look like Mike Tyson and does this look like Holifield?" The man bends over and takes a good, long look and says, "I don't know about Tyson and Holifield, but the one in the middle sure does look like Don King !"         |
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