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A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first
available
teller. At that moment, the bank gets robbed and she is shot three
times
in
the stomach. She is rushed to the hospital where she recovers. As she
leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says "You're
going
to have
triplets. They're fine, but each one has a bullet lodged in its
stomach.
"Don' t worry," he says, "after a few years, the bullets will pass
through
their system through
normal metabolism."
Sure enough, the woman has three children. Two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing!". Her mother asks her what happened. Her daughter replies "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforts her and explains all about the incident at the bank. A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I' ve done a very bad thing!", the mother says "Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?". The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says "Yes. How did you know?". The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank. A month later the boy comes up and says " Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!". "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" she asked. "No, I was masturbating and shot the dog."
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