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An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front
porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a
fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that
she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
She turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
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