Coalminer

He came back moments later with a bewildered look on his face and said to the bartender, "I just saw the strangest thing, a black man with a penis as white as snow!"

The bartender had to see this for himself and promptly went to the restroom to take a look. He came back out laughing.

"That's not a black man, that's a coal miner just back from the whorehouse!"

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