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An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years
of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house
and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied
the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed on the
other side of the room. He got on the bed and it appeared to the husband
that he may have been kissing her neck.
Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as he had a chance, the husband made his way across the room with the chair in tow, and turned to his pretty young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown. He whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear", the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years. He wasn't kissing my neck ..... he was whispering in my ear. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."
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