Definitions

* BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women go to curl up and dye.

* CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

* CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

* COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

* DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

* EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

* GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

* HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

* INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

* MYTH: A female moth.

* MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

* RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

* SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time

* TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

* TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

* YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

* WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines

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