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One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for
possible violations of the
driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow
stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his
keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front
seat fumbling around with his keys for several more
minutes. During this time, everyone left the bar and drove off.
Finally, the fellow started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights, and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
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