Dictator

Olie days, "Lane, is that what you're going to wear?"

Lena says, "Yes Olie, it is."

Then Olie goes back and comes out almost naked except for a ribbon with a potato tied around his waist

Lena asks, "Olie, is that what you're gonna wear to the party?"

Olie says, "Yes, I figured if you could go as a sour puss, I could go as a dictator."

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