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There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices
after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the woman
around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby
monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright
idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring
the woman out of her coma. She calls the woman's husband,
tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. When he
arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room,
closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five
minutes later, the man comes running out of the room
screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted
to zero and she needs a doctor immediately.
The nurse, upset that her idea had not only not worked, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man what had happened. "I'm not sure, but I think she choked".
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