Father and Son Hunting

The father said, "Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and he ran back to his son asking "What's wrong? I told you to be quiet."

The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' I panicked!!

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