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One day a boy comes home from school and tells his parents that he has experienced his first sexual experience today with his teacher! The parents ground the boy. After his punishment was over his parents say to him: "We hope you learned something from all this!" and he replies: "yes next time I will use vaseline because my ass hurts like hell!!!





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Long Nose

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it makes your nose look long."

 





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